slapstik skateboards mission statement

Slapstik Skateboards arose from a series of drawings called 101 Alternate Uses for the Human Body. Slapstik's graphics were originally composed of violent acts centered on floating pastel backgrounds. As time went on, short stories and ramblings related to the drawings began to fill the backgrounds leading to more words than pictures, ultimately ending the 30 deck run. The success of Slapstik suspended the company's scheduled end in 2006, and resulted in Slapstik of the Living Dead. SSLD's concept was to recreate the original Slapstik series with a George Romero living dead twist, which ran from 2006 to 2009. The Living Dead series was soon followed by the fairy tales and fables of Mother Goose and the Brothers Grimm which illustrated classic fables and tales in a modern setting. In 2010, Slapstik returned to the pastel back drops and absurd visuals started in 2001, with animals engaging in foolish human acts in a series simply called Animals. The mission of Slapstik Skateboards is very simple. We will make fun of you.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

skate remedies...

Feeling a little sluggish on the sk8 mode lately? the smiths and joy division just ain't getting the fire going huh? yeah, work does suck and you are gettin old. wanna get back the fire you had when you didn't give a shit about anything in life but ripping?.......
 Well, my friends. i have the remedy! pop this shit in saturday (or sunday) morning right when you get out of the shower. turn that shit up to 11 and get ready to feel the SURGE! 3rd song in you'll be so fuckin hyped and trying to sing this shit you'll spill your coffee, tackle your dogs and trip over yourself on the way to the car. while inside the car. keep that shit going. full blast. run red lights. fuck it! (see the old you creepin out) get to the spot say "fuck waiting" and snake the shit out of everyone in your path! soccer kid criddlin in the bowl? "watch out fucker!" as you blaze by his sorry ass on the way to the big wall. old hags waitin on the walk sign before they cross the street? "move it ya old bitches!" you ain't got time for that shit! you're rippin! " mandatory suicide" all up in the brain. 
So there you go you old bastards...your skate stoke for the week.........take out of car before hittin up the bar later that evening and not to be listened to while drinking whiskey. we don't need you killin anyone. let's keep our heads tied on, my friends...

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