slapstik skateboards mission statement

Slapstik Skateboards arose from a series of drawings called 101 Alternate Uses for the Human Body. Slapstik's graphics were originally composed of violent acts centered on floating pastel backgrounds. As time went on, short stories and ramblings related to the drawings began to fill the backgrounds leading to more words than pictures, ultimately ending the 30 deck run. The success of Slapstik suspended the company's scheduled end in 2006, and resulted in Slapstik of the Living Dead. SSLD's concept was to recreate the original Slapstik series with a George Romero living dead twist, which ran from 2006 to 2009. The Living Dead series was soon followed by the fairy tales and fables of Mother Goose and the Brothers Grimm which illustrated classic fables and tales in a modern setting. In 2010, Slapstik returned to the pastel back drops and absurd visuals started in 2001, with animals engaging in foolish human acts in a series simply called Animals. The mission of Slapstik Skateboards is very simple. We will make fun of you.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

dubbaya dubbaya dubbaya dot slapstik skateboards dot blogspot dot com, and you're right there man

Since we got this blogspot thing here, we gotta spread the word on the streets so people will come see it. Like, how you gonna know what to look for on the dang ole web if you don't know what to look for? Like, they got so many sites for everything out there, if you search for, say... chocolate covered bunnies, you could pull up Hershey's bit size bunnies along with Hugh Hefner hanging out with a bunch of black playboy bunnies? Know what I mean? I'm not saying that's gonna happen every time, but you know, it could. All I'm saying is, we got a blog, so now we gotta let people know it's here cause existing on the internet doesn't validate your existence in the real world. It's like we're Santa Claus, or Candyman, or Freddy Kreuger, and if you don't believe us, then we don't exist. Instead of killing people, all we had to do was make a bunch of stickers and have all our friends stick'em all over the place and things will be easier. Jesus has stickers and look what they're doing for him? See what I mean? So, buy some stickers and spread the gospel... or we'll die.
2 4.25"x4.25" stickers for $1

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