Small and X-Large
I've got too much crap. I really shouldn't call it crap when I trying to convince others to buy it from me. The crap I'm talking about is leftover shirts from slapstik of the living dead, slapstik fairy tales, and my thesis exhibition from December 2008. If you want any of these, let me know, but the chances of that happening are about as good as me winning the lottery without playing the lottery. Look at it this way, if you were a size small, or your girlfriend wears a small, spend $10 for a slapstik lottery ticket and you're guaranteed to win a shirt.