slapstik skateboards mission statement

Slapstik Skateboards arose from a series of drawings called 101 Alternate Uses for the Human Body. Slapstik's graphics were originally composed of violent acts centered on floating pastel backgrounds. As time went on, short stories and ramblings related to the drawings began to fill the backgrounds leading to more words than pictures, ultimately ending the 30 deck run. The success of Slapstik suspended the company's scheduled end in 2006, and resulted in Slapstik of the Living Dead. SSLD's concept was to recreate the original Slapstik series with a George Romero living dead twist, which ran from 2006 to 2009. The Living Dead series was soon followed by the fairy tales and fables of Mother Goose and the Brothers Grimm which illustrated classic fables and tales in a modern setting. In 2010, Slapstik returned to the pastel back drops and absurd visuals started in 2001, with animals engaging in foolish human acts in a series simply called Animals. The mission of Slapstik Skateboards is very simple. We will make fun of you.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

...i bit the bullet.....

...and stepped into the "real" of skateboarding. yes. i went out and bought my first fresh ass pair of Nike's! was such an amazing feeling to put these dope ass kicks on and know that i was supporting the past, present and future of skateboarding footwear. from the first Thrasher Magazine cover, to my homies who fly the globe for these fools, to the newest ads, vids and riders...i now know that all that "don't do it army" shit is/was a joke! what kooks to say that skateboarders should run skateboarding! everyone is owned by corporations and they pay people who know what to do and who to buy to make them legit! seriously, what the fuck does Sole Tech, Circa, Dekline, Lakai and the other "skate" shoes think they're doing? like Rick Howard knows how to design a functioning skate shoe. or Tod Swank has the audacity to run a company. or that freestyle fag Per Welinder/Don Brown? c'mon fuckers! step into the real! old white dudes, who never skated, know that you don't have to skate to do this shit. don't think about it. we bought P-Rod and Koston. case closed!

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